Marriage Quotes

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you it keeps you together until you fall in again.

Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.

The Marriage is not the territory.

The only time a woman can really succeed in changing a man is when he is a baby.

INCOMPATIBILITY n. In matrimony a similarity of tastes particularly the taste for domination. Incompatibility may however consist of a meek-eyed matron living just around the corner. It has even been known to wear a moustache.

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship steady.

A woman may be married by four qualifications: one on account of her money; another on account of the nobility of her pedigree; another on account of her beauty; the fourth on account of her virtue. Therefore look out for a woman that hath virtue: but if you do it from any other consideration your hands be rubbed in dirt.

If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

Wedlock indeed hath oft compared been To public feasts where meet a public rout Where they that are without would fain go in And they that are within would fain go out.