Funny Quotes

Ok, I'm not entirely sure if these are 'quotes', but they may be in the new era we live in. Text messaging is the new medium of instant access communication. Some say texting is just more convenient, however, I think it's just a little too convenient. Living in a big city, people are taking advantage of this new socially acceptable medium to 'talk'. Guess, what, it only takes five minutes to pick up a phone and call someone. Not even, you can make a quick call in less than 20 seconds.

All that being said, without this new texting phenomena, I wouldn't be able to contribute these gems I've come across recently. Here is a list of the top 5 break up quote sent by...you got it...text! >>>Read more

I’m the type of girl of will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. My college friends often described me as the ‘giggly queen.’ In a class, I would study with concentration. But God forbids, if there occurs anything, even slightly funny, I could never stop myself from bursting out. And let’s say if nobody else found the incident funny, I will circulate teeny-meeny chits to all classmates, just to bring to their attention, the ‘funnyness’ I went crazy at.

While I write about that time, I am overwhelmed with the thought that after all it’s just words which bring plethora of emotions along. Simple and straight words. And still, the laughter they are capable of causing, is acute.

Now that I am sharing my funny bones with you, I think it’ll be more than appropriate to start with this classic funny quote. This was actually the presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill ‘Spaceman’ Lee who ran under the Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988,

“No guns. No butter. Both can kill.”

A perfect example of just how absurd an election slogan can be. How does one feel coming out from a rehab? Well dear Lindsay Lohan answers that for us, >>>Read more

You can read them below too. These are some gems I've read over the years - I like to think of them as written Sports Bloopers!

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

Oiler coach Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye."

New Orleans Saint George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." >>>Read more