Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask Why me? Then a voice answers Nothing personal your name just happened to come up.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today Im a dog. Tomorrow Ill probably still be a dog. Sigh! Theres so little hope for advancement.

A real friend is someone who knows all your faults but likes you anyway.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.